Actor One: Hey!
Actor Two: Hello...
Actor One: ... Are you okay?
Actor Two: No, I'm not actually.
Actor One: W-What's wrong?
Actor Two (sighs): I'm sorry it had to come to this (pulls out firearm) but you've left me with no choice!
Actor Three enters.
Actor Three: Cut! No, no, Shakira that line was completely wrong!
Actor Two: Oh for God's sake this is the fifth time you've stopped me! I can't work in these conditions!
Actor Three: Stop being such a drama queen!
Actor Two: I'M AN ACTRESS? THAT'S WHAT I DO!
Actor Three: Well if you're such a good actress why can't you get your lines-
Actor Two fires firearm on Actor Three. Actor Three falls dead.
Actor One: What have you done?
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